Probation. My two year old is on probation. Well, she didn’t actually use those words. But I’m pretty good at reading between the lines. The preschool director is really a good friend of mine. I know she would do anything to help me and make my life easier. But she was stuck. My adorable and mischievous… Continue reading The Mommy report card
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The Mommy Van
“Just do me one favor- whoever picks me up at the airport, make sure they don’t have one of those Mommy cars with half eaten peanut butter and jelly sandwiches stuck to the seats.” For a moment I wasn’t sure if the person on the phone was serious or kidding. Was this person insulting the… Continue reading The Mommy Van
First world problems – wait till you see #9!
It's a problem we as a society are facing and it's only going to get worse. Even those who claim to be spared will wake up one day and realize they aren't spared after all. It's a challenge here, in our first world country, and it's not easy. You do your routine check up on… Continue reading First world problems – wait till you see #9!
The secret to the ultimate workout
I’ve discovered the perfect workout that incorporates mind, body and soul. It uses every part of one’s being; there’s movement, there’s memory stimulation, there’s creativity, there’s cardio benefits...you name it, it has it all. It keeps your body young and your brain strong. It’s called making snack and lunches for your kids to take to… Continue reading The secret to the ultimate workout
When you think you have it all worked out…
I hate my couch. Truthfully, it’s not the end of the world to hate your couch. But here’s the problem with my couch. It’s less than a year old. And I chose it. And I hate it. The old couches were looking like they needed a bit of an upgrade, and when they marked their tenth… Continue reading When you think you have it all worked out…
